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Kobe

That pretty motha-fucka
Aye there go kobe
by ¿‽? June 23, 2023
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Kobe

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT
by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020
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For Kobe

Now whenever you shoot trash in the trash can, you say, “for Kobe.”

RIP. You were a great man!
“For Kobe”
*shoots trash in trashcan*
*hopefully makes it*
by MacKen_Cheese January 29, 2020
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Kobe

very cute boy with a big dick, gives good cuddles and always makes you laugh
i fucked kobe last night, it was the best sex ever!
by coochiechaser July 20, 2022
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Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.
Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!
by KobeShot March 17, 2015
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Kobee

A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤
Stay away from Kobee or else....
by Asian Batman November 20, 2021
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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