Austin Kelly

An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.
OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.

AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies

HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!
by Anarochann July 26, 2011
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kelly deathless

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.
does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?
by DpdynamO December 20, 2004
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kelly-chan

1) Kelly-chans are cute blonde-haired ditzy women who are very very hyper. This term normally envokes squeals and giggles.
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
1) random person: Hey Kelly-chan
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
by Lureae May 27, 2008
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DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by Sportin Wood July 11, 2008
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Kelly Clarkson

A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
Kelly Clarkson owes me money!
by mwitictm April 28, 2007
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dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.
girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."
by staydivine July 29, 2009
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