An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.
by Anarochann July 26, 2011

by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

by laughway2 much88 April 2, 2005

1) Kelly-chans are cute blonde-haired ditzy women who are very very hyper. This term normally envokes squeals and giggles.
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
1) random person: Hey Kelly-chan
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
by Lureae May 27, 2008

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
by mwitictm December 26, 2008

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.
by staydivine July 28, 2009
