blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

Rocket Jumping

A mechanic in Team Fortress 2 that allows the soldier class to maneuver great distances at a high speed by shooting rockets at surfaces (floors, walls, props, etc), while sacrificing some health and ammo in order to do so. It is also essential to the process of market gardening, and by extention, Trollgier.

Have you seen some of the top Soldier players do rocket jumping? They go so far so fast!

by Pain(t) April 26, 2021

Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016

jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

City Jumping

When you are going city to city in a car.

"Hey, she's city jumping to get to Oklahoma"

by Amplifyer May 29, 2017