Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.

One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"

by whizno June 29, 2018

wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.

I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.

by Catfishin September 5, 2018

jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope

Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!

by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018

group jumper

someone who is in many different friend groups. they are kind of like a floater but remain friends with most of their friend groups while simultaneously being part of another, this gives the person options so they can hang out with different people.

bella: hey where's sarah?
zoe: she's with her other friends
bella: which ones? she's got so many different groups of friends
zoe: yeah she's a group jumper

by ebbonbon February 24, 2019