When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019
Get the The Messy Jessemug. a great person who will use house plants, her annoying ass dog and glasses which she can never find as a weapon, she will probably murder you in your sleep... unless... an aries whore who likes serial killers and bill hader. She is possibly a 40 year old man in a mask.
by dahmernoodles October 31, 2019
Get the katie jessmug. Jessica Hannah Glynne is an English singer and songwriter known simply as Jess Glynne. She released her debut single Right Here in 2014. However, she didn't rise in popularity until later that year, in which Rather Be, a collaboration with Clean Bandit, and My Love, a collaboration with Route 94, had her rise in popularity. She as of now has released two studio albums, I Cry When I Laugh and Always In Between. Even though these two albums have received mixed reviews, they both were a commercial success.
Person 1: I don't care what some of the critics say. Jess Glynne makes amazing records! She has a great fanbase too, imo.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.
by OldandNew2014 March 11, 2019
Get the Jess Glynnemug. Jess Yadav is honestly one of the most beautiful, gorgeous people in this universe even though she thinks she's not, she really is. Jess Yadav normally hides the fact that she thinks she's ugly with humor but when actually she's pretty and just overall a beautiful, stunning baddie.
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Person: Who is that?!
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
by How fun! May 31, 2019
Get the Jess Yadavmug. by b-aller February 19, 2019
Get the JESSING AROUNDmug. The definitive man. He is a genius, hilarious, eternal, he likes My Little Pony and wrestling. He is an inspiration for all of us. I sure hope the he reads this some day.
by SexWithTheYoung November 15, 2017
Get the Endless Jessmug. by Verve June 25, 2005
Get the Jesse Cannonmug.