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January 9th 

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.
Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!
January 9th by Sweens12 July 17, 2010

january 22 

january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
january 22 by What a skank January 21, 2020

January 8th 

The day everyone picks on their friend patrick
Today's January 8th.....I'm gonna talk shit to Patrick all day
January 8th by BDK98 April 19, 2016

January 6 

America hit rock bottom on this day. The U.S. Capitol was stormed by domestic terrorists that supported 45th President Donald Trump. They wanted to stop the democratic process because Trump lost the 2020 presidential election the Joe Biden. 306 electoral votes (Biden) to 232 electoral votes (Trump).
January 6 by FuckMAGA January 9, 2021

January 5th 

If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks
January 5th by Joemama69696900 November 2, 2019

January 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY
GIRL: BAE ITS JANUARY 16

BOY: OK AND??
GIRL: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR HOODIE
January 16 by published name January 14, 2021