Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

Jimin

G A Y

Eg.

person 1: Why jimin always on yoongis dick?
Person2: its cause he’s G A Y

by Iloveyoongles January 15, 2019

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

jimi

A wanksta who thinks hes black.
a person who likes to talk black and act black.
the same as a wigger.

"Yo what up dawg"
" that dude is such a jimi"

"he straight up pulled out a gat"
that would be a thing a jimi would say

by tope May 3, 2007

jimi hendrix

Sure Jimi is a great guitarist, but as one can see he is clearly OVERRATED. Many of the definitions that are already posted for Jimi are the same. "Jimi played the guitar with his teeth", "Jimi was on acid, he has to be awesome!", "Jimi lit guitars on fire!", blah, blah, blah. What song did Jimi play the guitar with his teeth on? Let me tell you, it was "The Star Spangled Banner", which I must say is one of the WORST guitar solos I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like crap. I don't even know how to play a fricken guitar let alone one with my teeth and I could still play something on a guitar that sounds better than that sorry excuse of music with a guitar pick taped to my butt. I could take a dump in the toilet and listen to the kerplunks in the water and still be more entertained. The only reason that Jimi is SO fricken popular is because he has so many fricken gimmicks that appeal to many idiots, who only appreciate what artists do and not what they create. Just because he did things such as lighting guitars on fire and getting high on acid during concerts doesn't mean he is the greatest guitarist. Sure he was good at the guitar but no more. Cleary anyone who can recognize quality music when they hear it can't say that Jimi was the greatest guitarist ever; his guitar playing sounds sloppy and just plain bad at times. If anyone really wants to hear the greatest guitarist of all time pop in a Led Zeppelin CD and you will instantly have your clothes ripped off by the explosive riffs of the true Guitar God. Jimmy Page is by far the greatest guitarist ever to live, and he doesn't need a bunch of fricken gimmicks to prove that. Just listen to these few Led Zeppelin songs: "Stairway to Heaven", "Dazed and Confused", "Heartbreaker", and "Communication Breakdown" and any other previous opinions you had of Jimi Hendrix will be shattered completely. Listen to the rest of Led Zeppelin and you will worship them as music gods.

Jimmi Hendrix = good guitarist that is totally and completely overrated.

Jimmy Page = The Greatest Guitarist ever.

by Hovdog September 16, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo December 14, 2008

jimin solo stan

people who hate bts' members except jimin despite the fact those are the people jimin love the most. they're some of the most annoying bitches you will ever encounter, asking for jimin to go solo despite his clearly desire to stay in the group. they often cry out that armys mistreat jimin even when armys are the ones that make him feel loved.

person 1: i hope jimin goes solo 'cause he is better than bts.
person 2: hey, you're a jimin solo stan and jimin himself would hate you for hating the other group members.

by whiterose0928 December 23, 2018