bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees
Why you bald headed sap sucker
by May 18, 2021
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Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)
Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig
by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 06, 2022
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Bald Duke

an imagine of duke depp / willywonkatiktok edited bald by dukedeppsbaldhead / iwantwillywonkaswilly
have you seen this picture of bald duke? if looks so real
by baldduke March 21, 2021
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bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.
Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan
by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 02, 2024
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Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back
yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas
by appello May 18, 2022
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You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.
Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!
by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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