Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 5, 2022

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 17, 2022

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.

Nanana BALD HILLARY

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

Bald

Slang for dumb, stupid or idiot, mostly to be used around friends or friend groups.

Example: Dude, Carson you're so bald right now!

by Arbi323 December 17, 2019

Bald Nugget

“Unprepared/without a safety net”

You can’t go talk to that girl bald nugget. You need to have a plan.

by WILDaboutGURLS May 31, 2022

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024