Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.

Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.

by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009

Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.

Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.

by grlubb May 24, 2007

internet homo

Dan Howell, the world’s favorite internet homo;

Someone who is really obviously gay, but denies so,

Example: Dan Howell
Phil Lester

“I am a full time internet Homo, I MEAN HOBO” -Dan Howell

by BackTo2004Please March 10, 2018

le internet

Everything.

Joe: Hey Mark, what's le internet?

*Joe then ceases to exist and disappears into thin air*

by le. October 3, 2013

Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

internet thot

A female that posts vulgar or "unlady-like " pictures and/or videos via social media.

KiKi is such an internet thot her booty is all over instagram.

by pizzasaveey February 15, 2018

Beeb internet

A term created by the Nintendo focused YouTube content creator known as failboat. The term is used for the Nintendo Switch game, Super Mario Maker 2 and it refers to someone with poor internet connection in the game.

"My god! This guy has some Beeb internet."

by Golden Penguin June 30, 2019