Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-
by RedUnderscore October 27, 2020
Get the Hot Foodmug. by 455pipewelderjesus March 1, 2018
Get the hot boilmug. Any member of the opposite (or same) sex that is so physically attractive that you would literally eat the corn out of her (or his) shit. Usually used by men to describe very attractive women, but it can be used by either gender to describe anyone who is extremely attractive.
by barroomchampion March 24, 2017
Get the Corn Hotmug. The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.
by JPonSaturday May 20, 2017
Get the Hot Redondomug. by Hot ROby January 21, 2022
Get the Hot Robymug. 
1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
by SomeSithL0rd February 25, 2018
Get the Hot Cockingmug.