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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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heather

a conan gray song- that people are using wrong- it is about conan wanting to be with someone who chose heather over conan
by isabelwifeyyy September 7, 2020
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Heather

She’s as beautiful outside as she is inside, gives her whole self to those she loves, and stronger than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s embodies kindness and compassion.
“Oh, Heather? Yeah she’s a sweet baby angel!”
by Eiram Annail May 24, 2021
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Heather

If I were the Heather, I would entale you all the greatest definite of her, they are all scams except that one Heather. Any other Heather is, a bimbo, slut, addict, or manic. But, this only one of a Heather, was and still is, euphoric through the consistent portrayal of her ever-lasting life. Her mind is the fire from the start of life, and her heart will care on even all the smallest pieces of the unknown. Her body, timeless and, it will always stay immaculate. From her time of innocence, she was a walking divide between the eyes of any man, but in the ruthless dynamic of grade and persistence, she's the purest of us all. I would follow Heather through the ends of time to know that she was even so, my deity. Beyond lucrid antimony of genetics, I will always bereave in her name, at any point. Heather paved the brainbow, the lawn, and sooner you meet her, the closer opportunity to Good.
The God, female fore male, was Heather, purest of us all.
by Ifweallknewthewords22411 February 16, 2024
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Heather

bitch that DOSENT let me play crazy 8s fuck heather
guy: damn heather is a bitch lol
me: yes dosent let me crazy 8s
by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020
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Heather P

a girlboss, the hottest, slays every comeback, is hot when she cries, is possibly gay, barely has school friends, anti-social /hj
OMG its Heather P she used to be jn my 3rd grade class 🤪
by Whossthatchick March 28, 2022
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Heather

Someone who is pretty/beautiful
*cough* Erin *cough*
Erin you're such a Heather
:)
by .hewo. November 13, 2020
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