Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.

The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.

by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister

The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!

by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018

sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.

The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.

by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019

Kenzie hansen ugly

Impossible

Kenzie Hansen ugly that’s impossible

by Bradybomb March 10, 2019

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

eLi hansen

awesome lit a bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eLi hansen is hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019