A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
by MinionLicker69 May 21, 2024

Guy 1: did you hear? They found Owen's body behind a dumpster! All his bones were broken.
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...
by Jory3wsgf January 25, 2022

A sigma
by Thesigmaofohio2014 June 13, 2024

A man who is like no other, a man who has a big one but it folds out, so you never know till the pants come off.
by R Kelly’s son in-law January 19, 2021

by Creamycakesusker June 10, 2022

That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...
Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

by Gary Sanderson 1976 November 14, 2022
