mason golesworthy

A Mason Golesworthy is a cool, social and great person, may act gay and is obsessed with sleeping and video games

Classic Mason Golesworthy

by AwesomeDude69420 October 20, 2017

Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018

Cow goes moo

Drunk phrase, your friends have to reply “moooooo”

You: “cow goes moo”
Friend: “mooooooo”

by DrunkStudent April 12, 2020

The Government

The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.

Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

arcane government

Fat bozos who sit on their computer all day (550lbs) switching servers and looking at #backup. (They want the AGRs)
All flood no skill on god (A-Gays) :troll:

"Helwyr is beating the actual shit out of me, FUCK all AGs, nobody likes Arcane Government"

by Amon Bandit Leader November 20, 2022

Rambunction goes both ways

A slang phrase meaning that the sayer is not obligated to any sort of agreement.

“Are you gonna give that man his money?”
“Rambunction goes both ways”

by Hopenin December 20, 2022