tony's girlfriend

Something that fag will never ever have.

"Hey, have you seen Tony's girlfriend"
"Yes Brad, I've seen his hand before"

by Biggestguy4u August 5, 2016

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.

Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.

by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015

Tylar’s Girlfriend

Dummy thicc

-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.

Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"

by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018

Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.

Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?

by flakeflair July 16, 2018

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013