If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
a handsome young boy with an amazing cock and semen from god. He also has a cum jar, its his trophy of past relations
by Bigdick42069boi August 03, 2022
A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight
Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022
by Pooponthesinklikecheese November 10, 2019
A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.
by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020
Olivia Grant is the sexiest beast around. she is a fine as hell human being. her beautiful brown hair and her beautiful brown eyes. you want to date her <3
Person 1: “Woah have you seen Olivia Grant lately!?!”
Person 2: “yes! shes as gorgeous as i can remember.”
Person 2: “yes! shes as gorgeous as i can remember.”
by lowkey.ol.via February 11, 2022
Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 08, 2021