GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

gessar

Cannibal that eats children for breakfast, It crawls on you before eating you alive

"Run there's a Gessar!"

by RiccolaSantosa August 3, 2023

Gesugao

Kakegurui in a literal nutshell

Guy: What is a gesugao?
Otaku: Kakegurui..look it up 💀

by Gay_Closet_Demon August 1, 2024

Gesichtskirmes

strange facial expressions; making funny faces; grimacing (also after taking drugs)

Du hattest gestern wieder so eine Gesichtskirmes nachdem du die Lines gezogen hast.

by Hybex August 6, 2024

gesp

A short, forceful, dramatic gasp, often used to convey extreme surprise or excitement, such as when one is poggers.

Homie: you know that game you really wanted?
Me: yeah...
Homie: the one you said was too expensive?
Me: yeah.
Homie: It's on deep discount.
Me: *GESP*

by Ntity_unknown November 6, 2023

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious

Person 1: I banged your Mom
Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

by SlangeYT December 30, 2023

gessia

Gessia is a very shy girl when you first meet her, but when she’s comfortable with you she will act like herself around you and make you laugh.

Even though she will do anything for you and she’s a very lovable friend you will meet but once you meet her for more than a month she will track you down to make sure you’re okay and she will start to stalk you if you don’t respond to her. Well if you don’t respond to her in around 3 minutes she will go outside your house and see if anyone is in there.

Gessia is a very nice friend !

That gessia is a very kind girl but she is crazy once you don’t respond to her less than 3 minutes

by 281__k1m November 20, 2023