Fortnite 

The stupidest game that has ever been created wuth players when are all 12 year olds that say "kill yourself" when people have given constructive criticism about how fortnite could improve and become more likeable or streamers that shouldn't be payed more than teachers who have actually important jobs and help our society, has boring ass gameplay that becomes repetitive and isn't even fun, has some good awful micro transactions that make said 12 year olds steal their parents credit card,and overall fucking sucks

12 year old 1:hey bro wanna play some fortnite
12 year old 2: hell no fortnite fucking sucks balls

12 year old 1: go kill yourself

Fortnite by Weaboo jesus September 28, 2018

Fortnite 

1. 14 days

2. A terrible Epic Games game made to destroy parent credit cards.

“Ill be over in a fortnite”

“Fortnite is trash”

Fortnite by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

fortnite 

a game that stole dances and emotes from games(pubg) and real life, is just stoopid as f..., also just stole other stuff from other games. but is cool because they have ther own skins and dope maps, and new and suprising seasons that change the whole game as well as the map.

dill: have you see the new fortnite season 6 with new skins and emotes.
tate: yes but did you know that those emotes were in real life before the game was made?
dill: that means fortnite stole the emotes.

fortnite by mike's asassin October 1, 2018

Fortnite 

A game virgins play with 8-13 year old kids.

Q: Wanna play Fortnite today?
A: No, i'm not a virgin... So PISS OFF.

Fortnite by Homo Free October 3, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnite Battle Royale, or as we like to call it, Virgin Simulator 2018 has become the most played free to play game but also the most expensive. “oh look at me I have a skeleton costume, gimme my fucking $600”.

Go commit fortnite

Fortnite by Hummus muncher October 7, 2018

fortnite 

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

fortnite by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

fortnite 

that fucking cartoon game where players jump off a flying blue van in the sky with a parachute. The game is mostly dominated by some guy named ninja who apparently has Ligma, and some kids with autism. And sadly the game probably won't go away until some new crap is released like minecraft 2 or some shitty roblox remix game for the autism kids. For now just hold on.

-AUTISM SQUEALING- I was pLayIng FortNitE the OthEr dAY anD gOT 2o KiLls, oMg. I aLso mEt tHis dUde nAmed NinJA u KnoW.

fortnite by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018