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flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".
I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.
by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022
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flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie
Those flesh puppies are spoopy
by thegaystripclub September 29, 2017
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flesh boat

The curling of your tongue
Did you see Kc flesh boat
No what’s that

When your curl in your tongue to make a boat
by L42069 February 3, 2021
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Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.
That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !
by The Norx June 11, 2018
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Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.
"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."
by anonymous March 22, 2024
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Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.
Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
by Penguinsex April 15, 2016
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