Eve

Short person

Very short

Like very very short

Big bunda tho

Person 1 : damn she’s short

Person 2 : that’s just eve

by Garyheadbanger November 12, 2020

Eve Sophia

You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.

If you have a Eve Sophia you are very lucky.
Plus she’s hilarious defined

by hopelover22 November 24, 2021

eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.

You are an eve nig apple

by Person August 12, 2017

Eve

Eve is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. she is funny, creative and has one of the sweetest personalities you will ever know. if you meet an eve make sure you keep her because if you dont it will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is always there for you and will love you like a sister, she has a stunning hair cut and its normally blonde, she gets stuck in phases for a loooooonnngggg time but she will always be the for you. i for sure got lucky. love you qween <3

person 1: have you heard about her, she is so lovely
person 2: ofc i have heard of her!! thats Eve!

by Mint_Golem November 26, 2021

Eve

The best girl you could ask for. shes the most adorable thing you will ever see, even if she denys it constantly but she knows whats coming. shes super nice and sweet and will be there for you whenever 24/7. shes taken so anyone who trys some shit will get there shit slapped silly!

Person 1: eve is such a hottie like god damn
Theo: you better back off punk >:(

by SillyBoyTheo May 2, 2020

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020