n. A person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an asshole in disguise.
Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
Get the Intellectual Douchebag mug.A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.
I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!
What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.
What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.
by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009
Get the Joe Douchebag mug.A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.
Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."
Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."
Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."
by tjw7 January 22, 2009
Get the douchebag shirt mug.The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Get the MMA douchebag mug.noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
by theoneTNA June 18, 2009
Get the douchebag call mug.Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.
Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.
by shingaling17 May 27, 2009
Get the douchebag herpes mug.n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.
Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.
Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.
Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.
by number1woofer February 10, 2010
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