Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.

Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!

by SLĀ October 22, 2023

duke dennis hug

when you go in for a hug and the other goes for your ass

You: hey man let’s hug (reach arms up)
Them: aight (grabs ass)
You: wow really pulled a duke dennis hug

by superiortoad May 9, 2024

Denny’s

Where you go when you stay at a Hilton Garden Inn, breakfast wasn’t included in your rate, and the buffet costs $13.95.

I’m not paying $13.95 I’ll just go to denny’s.

by Cousinnapoli December 13, 2021

A Denny's

Throwing up in a parking lot at 10pm as you ate too much

"OH GOD LINDA, WHY DID YOU A DENNY'S HERE."
"I WAS HUNGRY!!! I THOUGHT I COULD FINISH IT! REBECCA!"

by Howdy_it's_Ellie December 10, 2020

Dennis

A very loveable person funny and humurous

Dennis He doesn't have no filter he just let's it all out

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dennis

Only male with duck shaped lips within 1000 miles. Took him his whole life just to stop being someones bitch. fucking retarded bitch that is shaped like a pear. This dumb idiot failed math twice

"Dennis is sometimes a bit of a bean"
"he's sick so its all blessed but he's actually an idiot"

by ErnestoSegovia June 17, 2018

Dennis

a dennis is a denigger

dennis transformed in a denigger

by nik kerr April 8, 2020