douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012

Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

Douche Bag

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.

The leage commissioner of NY Fantacy football in Mahopac NY is a Douche Bag

by takadirtnap December 15, 2010

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).

1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.

by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

by ____penie November 9, 2017