Dakota is a little man
by anonymous January 28, 2022

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.
by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.
by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

A smart handsome man who loves to hunt, fish, and fight! Who can't watch a horror movie without a follow up Disney Movie! Loves wierd food, has an expensive personality! He can be sarcastic and charming at times, loves to torment people! He is not much of a people person but for some reason people love him! Natural born critter killer and 20/20 vision! He is a great buddy and best friend if you come across a Dakota don't let him fall through your hands he is a keeper!
by Tatum780 September 24, 2020

Amy and Dakota have been together since 2019- Married in 2020 and are still together to this day because they have what it takes to make an honest marriage work.
by ThaGirlCricket December 22, 2021

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023
