Phrase (slang): Not all crackheads do crack
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Person 1: Why is he losing his mind over nothing ?
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
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Get the Not all crackheads do crack mug.Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
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