Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships

Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?

by ChestyLaRue13 October 1, 2022

Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012

couch rapping

When you're faded on the couch listening to good music and feeling the groove. Enduced as forthward motion of hands in sync with the rhythym.

Al was couch rapping all night when we put on Shad!

by GtownuelPh January 8, 2012

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

by Feralart October 31, 2018