coon job

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.
"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."
by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009
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Snow Coon

A white person who emulates specific aspects of Black culture and then claims they created said emulation.
This Snow Coon is out here wearing corn rows and calling them 'boxer braids' like we havent been doing this for literally thousands of years.
by Rizzle to the Sizzle February 18, 2017
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Coon's toe

A measurement used to compare the size of something to the size of a toe, specifically a black person's toe.
Guy1, "I shot that sign with my gun, it made such a big whole."
Guy2, "Ya right, that whole was no bigger than a Coon's Toe."
by Lnigga October 24, 2007
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Main Coon

A man eating, fluffy, long haired feline. Also known for carrying bags of weed around the home.
Dude, man, bro is that a "Main Coon"?
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
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Coon Hunter

Usually small fat and stupid, mostly beleived to be crooked faced rednecks, than enjoy hunting "Coons" (racoons) in Kentucky. Coon Hunters have been known to be very racist.
Andrew: Do you know that Justin kid?
Chad: Yeah, I heard he was a dirty Coon Hunter.
Andrew: I know, I hate that kid!
by chillbilly April 19, 2008
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Coon Shit

white man: you only get 500 back on tax
black man: WHAT BITCH ASS HOE ASS NIGGA IM BROKE AS FUCK WERE MY TAX HOMIE
*black man shoots up place with gang*
the black man on some coon shit
by addybaddy January 26, 2017
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Crack-coon

A person born from one white parent and one black parent.
a.k.a. cracker + coon = Crack-coon
Person A: January 20th 2009 was a historic day, the first black president was sworn into office!
Person B: Don't cha know his mama is white, fool!
Person A: Oh so we got a Crack-coon for a president.
by Black Nanther Lysie January 21, 2009
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