CollegeACB

Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.

In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.

Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.

by hackahobo September 8, 2010

Andy Collier

co-host of a "popular" podcast by the name of Wombatcast. he is a funny guy with very little insight into anything in the last 10 or so years. unless it has to do with kids.

"Andy Collier
Beat Portal one in just under 4 hours. I don't even know if that is good or not."

by journalrose September 24, 2011

Collegiate A Cappella

Music done by college students involving only voices and no instruments. Usually sounds stupid and worse than the original hits because the performers are drunk and care more about getting laid. There are some good groups, but mostly just a soloist sucking and the rest of the group going "doo-doo."

Kayne West: Yo Off the Beat, I'm really happy for you guys, and I'm gonna let you finish, but the original artists had better versions of the songs you covered.

Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues

Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.

by MusicLover4life December 14, 2009

collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"

"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"

by TheRealLance April 17, 2010

College Bath

A college bath is practically spraying yourself with cologne in order to smell good to avoid taking a shower for days, weeks, and sometimes even months.

"Yo I'm so fucking tired, I smell like shit, and I haven't taken a shower I'm days. I don't feel like taking one either."

-"Hey dumbass, why don't you just take a college bath!

by TheOfficialAnthoneenee February 18, 2014

College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

sticker collector

(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)

"Dude, Scott keeps telling me about his fucking scholarship. What a sticker collector"

by amandalicious May 6, 2006