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Colby College

Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Until Graduation. Excellent supplier of employees for Wall Street. Student body tends to be white, wealthy, intelligent, and friendly.
"I'm smart but I also want to have fun. I'm going to Colby College, because Bowdoin girls are ugly and at Bates they smoke crack."
by Cracker2000 August 23, 2004
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Pierce College

The only college campus on the west coast suffering from an emergency lack of indie kids.
Washington State students: Oh, how we love listening to bands you've never heard of! Let's go to the opening of Where the Wild Things Are!

Pierce College student: Wearing my pants below my butt is even cooler now than it was when I was a sophomore in high school! Imma keep listening to my homegirl, Beyonce, while I check my MySpace comments.
by kaylumpia November 29, 2009
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Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator which will probe deeper into matter than ever before. Due to switch on in 2007, it will ultimately collide beams of protons at an energy of 14 TeV . Beams of lead nuclei will be also accelerated, smashing together with a collision energy of 1150 TeV.
A TeV is a unit of energy used in particle physics. 1 TeV is about the energy of motion of a flying mosquito. What makes the LHC so extraordinary is that it squeezes energy into a space about a million million times smaller than a mosquito.
Housed 100-kilometers below the earth, the LHC is currently being built by CERN.
The Large Hadron Collider makes mini big bangs.
by Sasakura May 16, 2005
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college

(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
I didn't want to buy those SAT study guide books because I thought they were so college.
by silver2500 December 15, 2010
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colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.
Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"
by DFZ123 October 14, 2012
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Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
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fart college

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".
The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 1, 2017
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