ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Eric Clapton

Verb; Dating your friend's girlfriend, ruining their relationship. Named after the English blues guitarist who famously stole Patti Boyd from Beatle George Harrison

Hey man, remember when I Eric Clapton'd you back in high school?

by CyberAtomic March 4, 2026

plear clastic

A phrase that a mentally dense person might utter when trying to say "clear plastic" but ultimately failing

Bro: "I made my invisible guitar pick out of plear clastic."
Friends: laughing

by plearclasticeater99 January 2, 2026

bom bom clat

Motherfucker

*opposing team scores a goal*
“bom bom clatttt…”

by Iamrick42069 January 19, 2024

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025