Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

Chub

A chub is your dick when it’s about half hard… and if your cock doesn’t get fully hard you’ve got a chub. And you CAN cum with a chub same as if you were full-on hard.

“You hard man?”

“No bro, just got a chub”
“Careful dude, u can still blow with a chub”

“Yeah, I just found that out”

by Arsegåard November 7, 2022

poppa chub

To get a massive mega boner

I was sitting in class and had a big poppa chub

by Turetts guy February 9, 2018

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016