chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017

Chronic

Is used when referring to strong weed. According to Snoop Dogg, the the phrase 'the chronic' came about as a mispronounciation by Dr. Dre of weed grown using hydroponics. Dre supposedly thought the weed was "hydrochronic".

"yo wys today g?"

"yeah, I just hit that chronic bro and im blazed."

by raggi April 18, 2015

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

Chronic

The worst type of annoyance known and literally cannot get any worse than this.

Carl: That shit last night was so Chronic

by TakenDictionary September 6, 2016

chronic empathy

Too much empathy for your own good. Putting yourself in unhealthy situations for the benefit of someone else.

Jacob gave his only winter coat to his friend who didn’t have one. Now Jacob no longer has a coat himself. Jacob struggles with chronic empathy

by jacbarc October 2, 2022

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

Chronic Ragnarok

This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect

Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here

by Omfgidkwtftousehere April 24, 2021