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Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
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Christian: Let's go hennn!
Eliza: CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUCH A TRASH BOT!!!!!
by Someonewhoisbetterthangod December 23, 2019
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A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
by CRES21123 May 8, 2019
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Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.
girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
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A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.
wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.
by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019
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Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !
Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard
by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019
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