chocolate rain

the act of taking a laxative then squatting over another person's face while they are sleeping, and releasing explosive diarrhea

My brother was not thrilled this morning when I woke him up with some chocolate rain

by erre1234 August 28, 2012

chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.

Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010

chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

Chocolate Cake

chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria

1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.

by jozaud November 17, 2009

Chocolate Party

A sexual encounter between one white woman and 3 or more black men at one time or more rarely, between 3 or more black women and one white man at one time.

Rick: Did you enjoy your chocolate party honey?
Rick's wife: I did! It felt so good but I'll be sore for days!
Rick: Cheating Whore!

by laxn_all_day May 21, 2011

Chocolate Euphoria

The 2008 post-election euphoria associated with the election of the first African American president, Barack Obama.

With an astronomical 83% approval rating dropping to a not-so impressive 55% after the first two months in office showed that America's chocolate euphoria was starting to wane.

by The_Grinch April 4, 2009

Chocolate Bobsled

v. The sexual act of defecating on a womens chest and then titty fucking her.

That girl had a hard time cleaning the feces off her breasts after Ultimate Rookie gave her the chocolate bobsled.

by crazyFuhker March 10, 2005