"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.
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Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.
by newsnews January 26, 2024

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party
Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?
Person 1 wait what
Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?
Person 1 wait what
Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021
