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Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
by Crispy Slayer January 22, 2019
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Ice Crispies

Ice Crispies is a type of food that consists of ice and water in a bowl. This meal is usually eaten after the second week after getting paid from a job.
friend: What did you eat today?
you: Oh just Ice Crispies.
by DJ Creepaz January 23, 2017
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Crispy Bitch

A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
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crispy critter

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village
by william westmoreland October 25, 2023
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Crispy nacho

Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.
Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp
by Sawtooth March 17, 2021
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Crispy Greens

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.
by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010
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Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.
Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?
by Mooootjr February 24, 2018
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