Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

by Taytheditz June 24, 2020

The most well-known catchphrase on SANFORD & SON. Whenever Fred Sanford heard something particularly distressing, he always staggered around clutching his chest and shouted to his deceased wife, "This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!" This particularly applies to whenever you hear some really awful, distressing news, bad enough to make you think you were having a heart attack.
YOUR BOSS: I'm afraid I have some bad news: you won't be getting your bonus, I need you to work overtime next week, and your car's just been impounded.
YOU: Oh, my God! This is the big one! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
YOU: Oh, my God! This is the big one! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
by OhioMan June 30, 2014

by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021

by Satine M. August 11, 2007

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009
