bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.

he is a bryan

by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.

Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre

by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021

Bryan

The types of guys who likes to show muscle even though they don’t have it. Bryan is really interested in and good at taking pictures from dick angle!

Wow Bryan with his muscle on Bryan’s Instagram story :)

by Duffyh November 22, 2021

bryan

very violent and hits people constantly, nice to some people. Most people named Bryan are short not only that but are short tempered too. and asian

omg stop hitting me with the ruler bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

Bryan

Your dad who left

My dad Bryan has been gone since I was born

by Dirty coon November 21, 2021