Spanish Breakfast

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca

“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”

by gay7654321 July 5, 2022

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beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

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Spittin in my breakfast

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.

"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013

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Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

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San Diego Breakfast

n. An energy drink mixed with an IPA-styled beer, and a cannabis joint.

Dude 1: Hey girl, what's good? You look surprisingly happy this morning.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.

by ded_malik January 24, 2022

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