Floridian Breakfast 

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

Floridian Breakfast by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Bogan Breakfast 

When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.

Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"

Bogan Breakfast by BoganBumfucker June 6, 2021

Spanish Breakfast 

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca

“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”

Spanish Breakfast by gay7654321 July 5, 2022

beat off breakfast 

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

beat off breakfast by qwimple April 17, 2011

Spittin in my breakfast 

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.

"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

Spittin in my breakfast by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast 

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

San Diego Breakfast 

n. An energy drink mixed with an IPA-styled beer, and a cannabis joint.

Dude 1: Hey girl, what's good? You look surprisingly happy this morning.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.

San Diego Breakfast by ded_malik January 24, 2022