Bog

Poo

I have a bog in my pants.

by Boggadump June 21, 2019

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

Bog Fog

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

She's a Bog

A term used to describe the appearance of a less than desirable woman.

"Oi mate you see that bird over there.. she's a bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009