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bed pan

A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.
Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.
Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?
What a bed pan!
by titagidge June 24, 2007
mugGet the bed panmug.

bed brownies

Dude, i can't believe i had the bed brownies in her bed. I hope she calls me.
by jay-money1731 November 16, 2009
mugGet the bed browniesmug.

bed party

Hanging out in bed with your girlfriends or gay friends (or guys who don't know they're gay yet). This is not sexual and should not make your boyfriend jealous.
Person A: What do you wanna do tonight?

Person B: I don't feel like going out. Do you just wanna have a bed party?
by ambs1214 April 12, 2011
mugGet the bed partymug.

on-bed-off-bed

When a male or female engage in intercourse and one is on the bed and one is off the bed. Usually the male is having sex with a female that is laying on the bed whilst he us standing on the floor or ground surface.
Me and Vanessa are having a lot of on-bed-off-bed sex, lately.
by hetzelthespian May 16, 2016
mugGet the on-bed-off-bedmug.

bed candy

hook up with potential for becoming more, usually the girl is a major skank
"me and max b hung out last night. he's basically my bed candy"
by kathrae June 8, 2009
mugGet the bed candymug.

bitch in bed

1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete bitch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).

2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.
co-worker female: Hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?

*female co-worker walks away*

*bob is summoned...magically*

bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.
by seannubs September 23, 2010
mugGet the bitch in bedmug.

going to bed

telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: bitch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry
by brofosho October 2, 2007
mugGet the going to bedmug.

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