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Tight Bacon

Used to descibe something thats real good.
Hey man i just got rid of my virginity and fear of razor blades in one crazy night.
Tight bacon, i think.
by Bird Nest January 13, 2008
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Gang Bangin' On Bacon

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!
by BDB_ September 2, 2016
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baconsex

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.
I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.
by idbeholda October 11, 2006
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bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!
by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006
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Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"
by WestAvenger January 29, 2009
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bacon

or it could just be food...
I loveses my bacon.

Sarah: God. I love bacon.
Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.
by Sarah April 15, 2005
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