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Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face
I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot
by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024
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Balting

Balting: (noun/verb)

The coined term "Balting" originates from the world of PropPunk and refers to the practice of exaggerating, fabricating, or misrepresenting the assets, technological advancements, & military strength of one's empire within the context of the game. This term is derived from the nation of "Baltin," which symbolizes this tradition. Balting involves making inflated claims about one's empire's capabilities that go beyond what would be realistically feasible, often for dramatic effect or to assert dominance within the game's narrative.
"Bro I have nukes and a shit ton of uranium in my island"

"Yeah, you're balting."
by xCr8ivex May 10, 2024
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Baltimore Blowdown

When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.
Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...
by seachips January 24, 2025
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Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.
Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.
by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
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