Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
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Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
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Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”
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The coined term "Balting" originates from the world of PropPunk and refers to the practice of exaggerating, fabricating, or misrepresenting the assets, technological advancements, & military strength of one's empire within the context of the game. This term is derived from the nation of "Baltin," which symbolizes this tradition. Balting involves making inflated claims about one's empire's capabilities that go beyond what would be realistically feasible, often for dramatic effect or to assert dominance within the game's narrative.
The coined term "Balting" originates from the world of PropPunk and refers to the practice of exaggerating, fabricating, or misrepresenting the assets, technological advancements, & military strength of one's empire within the context of the game. This term is derived from the nation of "Baltin," which symbolizes this tradition. Balting involves making inflated claims about one's empire's capabilities that go beyond what would be realistically feasible, often for dramatic effect or to assert dominance within the game's narrative.
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