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blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.
Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren
me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)
by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024
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national buy a lego set day

a day where you buy a lego set
have you gotten your lego set? ITS NATIONAL BUY A LEGO SET DAY!
by atomic piclle April 18, 2022
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Buy-winning

The act of spending money at a great loss to the consumer, but still a tremendous win for both the seller and the buyer.
Interviewer- "Charlie i heard you were wasting a lot of your money at a clothes store this weekend. Is it true you bought a bowling shirt for 800 dollars?"
Charlie- "Yes, but i like my shirt so i would say i wasn't wasting my money but i was buy-winning."
by Walooza Malooza June 3, 2011
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.
P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"
by Timmothy James November 27, 2024
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