Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.

Let’s have a fungus bog!

by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

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Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

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