bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.

“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”

by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020

Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!

You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

bloody mole

The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.

That bloody mole is winking me in the face...

by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017

Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.

Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!

by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Bloody Mary

When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.

Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!

by Jayzona9 March 1, 2018