Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.

Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.

by seant708 August 11, 2019

Miami Drive-By

A drive-by style shooting done while on a boat or any other water craft. It usually happens when a person involved in the distribution of drugs lives on a water channel or and island in south florida and a person with enough balls gets on a "cigarette boat" or jet ski and sprays the entire residence to send a message to whom ever.

Steve: Did your hear about that drive-by on Star island?
Julio: Isn't that a gated community?
Steve: It is, but they did a miami drive-by.
Julio: Wow, really?

by Fascinated Spirit April 11, 2013

Tennessee drive by

When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.

Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”

by Kylie islander April 9, 2022

drive by mento

To find someone's open soda and drop some mentos in as you walk briskly by, preferably in a public place.

Did you see how mad Jimmy was at lunch? Somebody hit him with a drive by mento and he was covered with soda.

by J to the Byrd August 3, 2007

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.

While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.

by cjahan July 12, 2012