asshole o'clock

1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"

by LamentedSoul August 3, 2011

bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006

asshole phobia

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016

snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"

"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."

by ndidds November 8, 2006

Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.

"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"

by Caroline Noire May 29, 2012

Assholes

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.

You guys are a bunch of assholes.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015