Aris is short for Aristotle; Aristotle = bottle; bottle and glass = arse. So “to lose your bottle” means to lose your arse or, vernacularly, to shit yourself.
by Chief Air MarshalBummer Harris December 5, 2020

by orpebigbrain November 3, 2019

A vessel of mass horny. Not to be trusted within a .5m radius of any human/biological being.
Euklid Class containment necessary. Beware.
Euklid Class containment necessary. Beware.
by CtrlAltDelMyself April 28, 2021

A person who excretes stuff on facetime. Ari has a few friends and loves to spill sauce on people's shoes during flag football. He has had the same hair look since kindergarten and is afraid to change it. Ari can be very thoughtful and tries to cheer his friends up.
by Tarise 🤍 January 5, 2022

y/n: hey did u see that guy he is such a aris magar
y/n2: what’s a aris magar?
y/n: it means hes short!
y/n2: ohh
y/n2: what’s a aris magar?
y/n: it means hes short!
y/n2: ohh
by ssssecrrrret March 10, 2024
