actively procrastinating

the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.
Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.

Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!
by PlaidLad May 28, 2010
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5head activity

(v) An activity that requires a lager brain.
Goob is hydrating with Liquid IV before he gets drunk such 5head activity.
by cillaver August 03, 2022
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active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.
Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!
by misterstanwood August 21, 2011
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Dick active

Just being absolutely loosey goosey pon da wooosey buv trust
Oi ur dick active buv trust
by Ethnnsmthh February 20, 2024
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Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses
I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.
by Cablub February 05, 2022
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The factory is active

A somewhat covert term that conveys the message that you're pregnant. Also effective in a string of other colloquial terms for pregnancy.
Pregnant woman: Guess what dude!
Other person: What?
Pregnant woman:The factory is active
Other person: .....huh?
Pregnant woman: Im preggo, knocked up, there's a bun in the oven, the factory is active. Get it now?
**Other person is stunned speachless**
by T3h father November 10, 2010
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Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
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