snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 03, 2010

asshole phobia

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 December 20, 2015

Assholes

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.

You guys are a bunch of assholes.

by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015

Asshole

1:The hole in your ass that shit comes out of

2:Someone being a general dick

3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes

1:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget

3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there

by MoonieHD February 19, 2015

financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"

"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."

by ndidds November 08, 2006

Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.

"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"

by Caroline Noire March 02, 2012

Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.

I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...

by Kyle Loveless April 03, 2010